Weed or Speed

A question that needs to be asked to determine the rate at which a particular task will be accomplished. Regardless of the reply, the task will be fucked up.

When hiring a person to do work for you that has a questionable look or intelligence about them, always ask: "Hey man, you on Weed or Speed?"

by 30 Ware April 28, 2006

Weed Speed

When your on the highway going 20 mph and your so high you think your going 80 mph.

Steamboat: i was walking to class but i was on that weed speed so i was 10 min late.

B Willy:stop smoking that bong water

by Squints 2.0 February 27, 2011

Weed-Speed

Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.

Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?

Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.

by WrathTheStampede March 30, 2011