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Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
by Richter ass June 27, 2011
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