Caller 1: The high temp here is 100 degrees with 90% humidity in the shade. What's it like there?
Caller 2: Bummer, sorry to hear that. It's great here. Highs in the 70's, sunny, and dry.
Caller 1: Sounds fabulous! ummm... what are you wearing? Are you sitting outside? Does it feel great? What are you planning to do today?