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A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.
Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?
by yzbill55 April 25, 2009
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A guy with a puny, weak little worm-like penis.
Ewww!!!! What's wrong with yo dick! Oh I know, you got a WEASEL DICK!
by lipglossboy May 07, 2009
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A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position
Dirk was a total weasel dick to his co-workers .
by Goddess Mama October 03, 2015
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