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1.
to be intoxicated or inebriated due to excessive drink or drugs, to be wasted, pissed, hammered, bolloxed, twatted

UK slang
I was totally wazzcocked last night

Sorry mum I'm a bit wazzcocked...

Let's go on the wazzcock this weekend.

He/she is a real wazzcocker!
by Hanwhoop July 26, 2007