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A english soccer player who will walk right into history books. he plays for Manchester United and is the best ever..
o wow who is number 10 for Manchester United?
thats Wayne Rooney.
o wow hes good, there he goes in for the GOOOOAALLL.......
by nikeman23 July 07, 2010
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Earns more money than all of the haters on here COMBINED. Superb footballer but bad temper which he will inevitably get under control soon enough. Constant target of jokes and abuses by dumb English people but he ignores them all cuz the money is too much for him to even care about the talentless no names trying to get some attention. Wayne rooney is unlucky to come from England. his talent is not deserving of such a shit country like England. should have been German or Spanish or even American. Plays for the best football team in England and one of the best on the planet Manchester United. Admired by Mancunians and real football fans because he could not care less what anyone says about him. He is not about to change for anyone and he will not succumb to the Politically correct rubbish of England. He is the realest english footballer since Gazza.
All you internet warriors can say what you want about Wayne Rooney online cuz you are too scared to say that to him in person cuz you know he's gonna plant your face in your ass.
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hes big n scouse, not from far away,
hes jus as good as yer man pele,
he gets the ball; he puts her away,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney!

wanye rooney, wayne rooney, he goes by d name of wayne rooney!

best player that day at wembely,
unluky for us they took d cup away,
but in the league we kept them at bay,
a champion was wayne rooney!

wanye rooney, wayne rooney, a champion was wayne rooney!

we won it 6 times is wah the scoucers called,
but in the end they won sweet fuck all,
most of them are still on the dole,
even worse for them was inzaghis goal!

inzaghis goal, inzaghis goal, worse for them was inzaghis goal!
Future Terrace song about wayne rooney, formor everton player now man utd hero!

hes big n scouse, not from far away,
hes jus as good as yer man pele,
he gets the ball; he puts her away,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney! ...
by scouse hater July 02, 2007
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