Without Wayne in my life i'd be lost.
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.
He is very charming and can be a great family man. Girls feel protected when they are with him. He is compassionate and committed to anything and everything.He can be a sexual predator at times but afterwards you will always want more of that wayner.
whoever he asks
- on a date
- to prom
- to marry him
will be the luckiest girl on earth.
DO NOT break his heart.
girl: i'm going to the movies with wayne.
mom: is wayne black?
girl: no mom. he's actually asian..
mom: oh. okay. i guess that's alright.
girl 1: wayne smelled UHMAZING today.
girl 2: did you hug him?
girl 1: no i could still smell him though.
wayne: i can't give you that. no one can..
girl: stop quoting 500 Days of Summer!!!
girl: boiiii you swole!!
wayne: i am not swole! >:(
girl: yeaa you be so jacked.
wayne: haha. but forrl. you're probably stronger than me.
girl 1: you know wayne?
girl 2: yeah.. *smirks at the thought of knowing him
I want to get so wayne tonight!
Dude I've got so much weed we're getting wayne off our ass tonight!
Lacking in any sort of downtown so "Club Preakness" (Preakness shopping center) is the place to be.
Full of Jews, Asians, and endless Catholics who forget that Protestants exist.
"I can't wait to get the fuck out of Wayne."