Wafe (adj.) - Awesome; Sick; Unbelievable

Wafed (vb.) - the act of getting plastered on alcohol or other substances for recreational pleasure
(adj.) "Oh my god that was so wafe!" "That looks so wafe!"

(vb.) "Lets get wafed!" "Such a good night, I was so wafed."
by The Wasp and John Blythe August 03, 2013
Refers to a primarily Black hairstyle, where enough gel or texturizer is used to turn normally curly hair, "wavy". Not nearly as popular now as it was in mid to late 80's. Also the explanation for a so-called "wave" brush. Very even flowing waves are difficult to obtain and were highly regarded once.
Son, I can get so many waves, it'll make ya seasick.
by filmchild February 24, 2004
Hair style associated with fine ass black men who look sharp. Looks even better with a shape up. Takes time to create and maintain but makes the ladies cream.
Ouch! That nigga got some sexy ass waves!
by Nissia November 14, 2004
To place ones testicle or testicles inside the anus or vagina of his sexual partner. Similar terms include "bathing the dog" "the vagina fly trap". Variations include the "lego lock"; where one places one testicle in the rectum while simualtainiously placing the other free testicle in the vagina. Or the "bubble bath" where the both testicles are placed into the vagina or ass and queefed or farted on.
My wafe skills have suffered ever since the cancer has spread to my groin.
by slickyslackoff March 21, 2007
Warm And Fuzzy Effect
So much w.a.f.e. when I see you.
by marshmelow August 23, 2009
cool; hip; tight
Those sunglasses are wafe.
by jimmerbeam October 29, 2009
Pronunciation: \ˈwāf\
Function: verb

Acronym meaning "Write a Fucking Email". Often the action part of a remark that may be uttered by a person who becomes increasingly bored or annoyed while hearing someone complain about how they've been "wronged" by or displeased with someone or something, typically a co-worker, or a company they do business with.

In many instances, it serves the same effect as telling you to STFU and send a written complaint to someone who cares or can actually do something about it.

In other cases, it can simply be slang used in giving someone advice on how to handle a problem where they feel "slighted".
Elwood - Damn! I hate that electronics store! That place is a mess and you can't get anybody to help you find anything, and when you do their clerks are retards! The store reeks like a locker room. And, not only that...

Martha - Whoa! Dude...! Chill! Why don't you quit griping a W.A.F.E. 'em...? Ain't nothing I can do about it...!

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Travis - Man, I am so tired of marketing sending me layout changes after the deadline. Three weeks in a row now they've caused me to work late and miss Happy Hour!

Eddy - They're gonna keep on doing that stuff to you until you WAFE those losers. Copy their Manager and tell them you gonna refuse anything they turn in past the deadline.
by WilsonicBoom October 11, 2009

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