Sublime blogger, writer, and would be Naked World Dominatrix. Monty Python reference acknowledged... far better to be in charge of whose in charge than be in charge (because that is just work, work, work)...
The watery tart theorizes that only through nudity can we achieve world peace. She encourages other writers and shares her journey toward publication. Also in her mission statement is corrupting young minds and applying lingerie training to bad boys sorely in need (most are).
The Watery Tart provides Advice on writing, marketing, and being outrageous are ALL on the blog...
A dirty tampon.
Also, as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!more...
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, ...