When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.
Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?
Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.
English slang for crocodile tears. Crying on request. This can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks (faucet, tap, sprinklers).
This offense is normally committed by chicks. Also seen from football soccer players when they're trying to con a referee.
She turned on the waterworks. Her moms was totally convinced.
Eg:2 After being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn't love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved.
Eg:3 Cristiano Ronaldo won a penalty for Real Madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. Miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.