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Waterfucked 

When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.
Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?

Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.
Waterfucked by Conn0rgasm February 21, 2010

Watertucky 

Another name for Waterford, MI, a very redneck suburb north of Detroit in Oakland County. Its Wayne County equivalent is Taylor, aka, Taylortucky.
Dude 1: Want to hang out at the Shark Club?

Dude 2: No way man, that's in Watertucky, if I wanted to hit on single moms I'd go enroll at Baker College.
Watertucky by DonkeyKong2013 August 3, 2013

watertucky 

another name for watertown , wi
"man where you at?"
"ghetto ass watertucky."
watertucky by lucky_killa April 8, 2010

Warsocki 

War-Sock-Ee

Verb. To ruin the end of a book or movie unnecessarily.

Named for Mathew Warsocki, the famous actor from Welcoming Kansas and The Destruction of Redcloud, who does this whenever he is interviewed.
Kid 1: ...Have you read Harry Potter?
Kid 2: Yeah, Dumbledore DIED.
Kid 1: Nooooo! Way to Warsocki it, you jerk!
Warsocki by Gifford5th April 27, 2011

turned on the waterworks 

English slang for crocodile tears. Crying on request. This can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks (faucet, tap, sprinklers).

This offense is normally committed by chicks. Also seen from football soccer players when they're trying to con a referee.
She turned on the waterworks. Her moms was totally convinced.

Eg:2 After being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn't love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved.

Eg:3 Cristiano Ronaldo won a penalty for Real Madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. Miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.

waterpick 

1. A small plastic nozzle which shoots a stream of water between your teeth to remove food particles. A high-tech version of dental floss.

2. What my former roommate used to use to masterbate with. She could really get off with it.
1. (after eating popcorn) I used the waterpick to remove the popcorn kernals stuck between my teeth.

2. You should have heard her scream as she 'picked her clit'.
waterpick by 6irl5cout August 22, 2008