a fruit that may give men the same results as Viagra.

A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

Slang for a big ass baby. Nicknamed this because while giving birth it feels like it'd be easier to push Mr. Universe out of your vagina.

In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.

The egg of a snake, as thought of in common lofian lore

A "WATERMELON" WOMAN IS A WOMAN WHO IS SWEET BUT HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS. SEEDS BEING CHILDREN.

A thicker woman's organ that contains an excess amount of 'water'. This includes plump, large or heavy women who are easily prepared for intercourse.