In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.

1. Black persons favorite fruit 2. Nigger bait

A food that white people who live in a 1%-or-less black neighborhood think that black people like

Everybody knows that black people love the giant green and red watermelons, cause... they grow them in the plantations.

A watermelon is a name for a boy who is very amazing. He can always make you laugh and he never takes things to seriously. He is the type of guy that you look forward to talking to every day. He also loves big black pillows. He is very sweet and nice. He is never rude or mean, and if he is, that is because you have made him very upset or he is standing up for someone he cares about. He has a best friend that will always care for him, no matter what. His best friend will always be there, until the end.

It can also be a fruit.

A code word used by son and dad to point out a hot chick when your with your mom or sister

A code-word used to be racist to black people, especially in South-East Queensland, Australia.

a fruit that may give men the same results as Viagra.