Water Horse

A piece of shit so long and majestic that it resembles a horse's cock.

Jhagter's Water Horse was almost able to flush itself -- 'twas a beast so mighty, it deserved a saddle

by ncolberg August 6, 2009

Water Horse Mom

Straight-up B-Word. Really unfriendly woman. Derived from the mom from the movie, "The Water Horse".

Jamie: So, is Kayla's aunt going to let us go over there for Spring Break?

Rachel: I don't know, but we probably won't. She's such a Water Horse Mom!

by Harry W. February 6, 2009

water horse

the most dank chronic you can get anywhere that is extremely expensive and very rare

"mad that water horse made me trip for 10 hours!"

by the blunt king August 27, 2008

water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Water the horses

1. Spending a long night hydrating yourself, with alcohol.

We bought a case of Keystone. Time to water the horses.

by Frank Skoggman Zombo February 28, 2011