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A madam of the blindingly pale obese American species, often seen at McDonald's drinking a diet soda, wearing socks and crocs, and smoking an alcoholic cigarette. Watchets lurk around Wal-Mart and local fast food places and they tend to waddle. Every watchet has at least five whining kids who they beat at night and they're usually completely wasted by 11 in the morning off of their alcoholic cigarettes.
Did you go to McDonald's today?
No man, too many fucking watchets and the line was too long.
by Taylormarie328 June 29, 2012
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