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1.
The stage of drunkenness, that leaves you completely retarded, acting a fool, usually ending with "you" causing a scene. More than likely, the choice of drink is either Jack Daniels or a few too many Dos XX with shots of Patron... Or a mixture of all three!
** Of Course there are multiple stages of being Wasty Pants, however, somehow they all end with embarrassing photos of person being a total fucktard on Facebook...
Q: "Did you see that guy over there? Man, he is so Wasty Pants..."
by BooBookittyfck23 September 05, 2012
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2.
To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.
ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.

Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES

Bouncer- how many beers have you had?

Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.
by Licken strippers TITTIES November 03, 2013
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