** Of Course there are multiple stages of being Wasty Pants, however, somehow they all end with embarrassing photos of person being a total fucktard on Facebook...
Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES
Bouncer- how many beers have you had?
Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.