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insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
"you WASTEMAN!!"

"Jamals a wasteman"

"shut up u wasteman"
by Skeptas Wifey March 30, 2005
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A boy that is worthless and has no reason to be living, can also be very stupid and selfcentered.
wasteman: Me and shanice were mashing all weekend it was sik man.
1 month later
normal man: you know shanice is pregnant ryt...
wasteman: WTF dat aint got nuffing to do wid me man she cud have been mashing pure manz behind ma bak da weekend we were together.
normal man: But you were wid her the whole weekend.
wasteman: Bun dat it aint ma kid and even if it is i aint gonna be the one raising it, if ma dad cud jus leave so can I.

If you go down to areas such as brixton you will find alot of bois that could be classified as a wasteman.
by slue waste manz April 08, 2006
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A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women
'Ey up mate what you get up to last night?'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'
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someone who does nothing with their life, most of the time a drunken fuck up, sitting on couches in the alleyways of the London streets i.e. that breh in the 'Ave Sum Of Dat' video by DPM Recordings Ft. Shizzle, Napper and Bruza. fucking ill tune!
"youuuuuuuuuuuu WASTEMAN!!"

person 1 -"blud, look at dat geezer! hes living off booze, i bet u he hasn't got a home"
person 2 -"too right blud. he's a wasteman"
by ill ting breh June 20, 2005
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A boi or a man who is a complate dick head. He is involved in pointless activities and go on as if he is good when he is not!!. You dont even want to be near them
by Fayola September 13, 2006
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(in an argument)
"shut up you Waste man."
by delta August 25, 2004
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a total waste of time and space , not worth anything ...
leighton your a fucking waste man
by senior chestnut September 17, 2007
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