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The age-old way to "waste" time at the office where you take a piece of paper, "ball" it up, then shoot it into a trashcan from a reasonable distance. This is more significant than it seems. This almost ritualistic American Pastime can be used to: 1. dispose of those dreaded filing reports your douche boss assigned to you 2. assert your dominance in the part of the office you work 3. be a fun way to dispose a random piece of paper I'm pretty sure this is the inspiration for "Cuponk" Todd: *crumples random piece of paper* "OH! and Todd charges down the lane! He's the only hope for the team! They're all counting on him! 3... 2... 1... *shoots*.... *misses*.... no one saw that but me..."
Dan: "Nah dude, I saw you miss your Waste-basket... Michael Jordan would be ashamed. |
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