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You use to be the shit now you ain't shit
Mac hammer is mad washed now
Washed by Evilgirl55 October 2, 2016

Washed up 

A person who was once great at something is a now a shell of his/herself.
Man Tracy McGrady was so good 10 years ago, now he is all washed up.

Jerry Stackhouse was such a great player. To bad he's just an old washed up fringe player now.
Washed up by Jr404040 January 5, 2015

Washermashen 

The practice of being involved in intercourse on top of a washing machine while the female mashes potatoes
Dude last night the misses and I tried doing a washermashen

Washed swimmers 

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.
Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.

Flash Washer

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.
I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.
Flash Washer by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013

Party Washer 

A person whom only washes their hands after using the restroom in the visible presence of others. If it "appears" that nobody is present (i.e. somebody is in the stall, or they didn't notice someone was in the room with them), or nobody is actually in the restroom with them, they will leave after using the restroom and not wash their hands.
Christa is a party washer. She only washes her hands in public bathrooms where other people may see her. But not if she thinks she's alone.
Party Washer by YourJuliette September 23, 2005