Sorry I didnt answer my phone earlier, I was having a warwick avenue.
''Mum burst in my room lastnight and caught me having a warwick avenue''
(verb). Slang word used referring to when a one has anal
"You want to Warwick Avenue?" (boy 1)
"Sure, meet me by the enterence of my tube"(boy 2).
Think I'll have a quick Warwick Avenue while no ones in
The act of Onanism
Crickey, I haven't had a jump in ages, my nuts are boucing off my knees, I could do with a 'Warwick Avenue'
Having a 'hand shandy', 'tommy tanking', 'banging one out'
Watching Babestation or Party Girls on Freeview and having a Warwick Avenue while calling the girls
often refers to the sex
act involving insertion of the penis
into the rectum
Also refered to as 'Up the Duffy'.
Sue: Gary, please will you please take me up Warwick Avenue?
Gary: Erm, Ok - have you got any baby wipes?
To have a wank.
Bill: When did you last go to Warwick Avenue?
Tom: Been a while, at least 3 days, you?
Bill: Just this morning :D