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A medium quantity of female ejaculation.
Man, that girl wartortled all over me!
by The GOOCHman1964 August 11, 2009
A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.
Man that girl looks like a wartortle!
by Glowing blowfish August 05, 2011