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An old crotchity snatch that has been through alot. Weathered by alot of usage. Also can be used as a derogitory term to describe someone.
Boy that Bill Duer sure is a Wartorn Beaver.

His girlfriend sure does have a weird looking wartorn beaver in between him legs.
by Bill Duer March 08, 2007
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