Warren is one of the six colleges at UCSD. UCSD is already known for being social dead. However, Warren takes social dead to a whole new level with the help of Warren Reslife.

UCSD and Warren student only get one day out of the whole year to finally loosen up. That day is known as Sun God. However, the two overpowered deans of Warren Reslife decide to walk around that day and ruin the only day warren students can actually have fun. The deans will burst through your door, charge you with lies, and insisting on taking everyone and their mothers to the detox even though everyone is clearly not intoxicated.

The worst part about Warren Reslife is that once you are unfortunately caught by them, they insist on making your life a complete hell. You will be bombarded with lies and accusations of things that you didn’t even do. They will try to end your college social life for a complete year and threaten to end your schooling at UCSD upon the first offense. Compared to the other colleges at UCSD, warren reslife takes alcohol violations very seriously. Drugs, other controlled substances, eating babies, or sodomizing rabbits are okay in their eyes but the most serious offense is underage drinking with a bunch of friends. For drinking you will be put on probation for a year but for raping a freshman you will get a basic warning.