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When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.
Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?

Mike: Yea....

Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.

Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.

by FASTASSCRASS June 23, 2007

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