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What Charlie Sheen is.
"You are no match for this warlock." - Chalie Sheen, to Chuck Lorre and Les Moonves
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An extremely ugly girl who's face only ones mother could love. Warlocks are considered to be so ugly it is questionable they could be of another species. Warlocks are the type of girls that the realllllly hot girl you're talking to says shes going to be a friend and it turns out to be a warlock. Warlocks are commonly found lurking amongst extremely intoxicated good looking males anxiously waiting to take advantage due to the alcohol intake the good looking men have taken. Warlocks are the centralized prize in the legendary college game known as Deadliest Catch, where a brave soul out of the goodness of sportmanship tried to hook up with a warlock in return to recieve a beer from every spectator involved. If one was to come in contact with a warlock be very catious and pray that they have not made you thier prey. To avoid being attacked by a warlock stay close to your friends. If their are an abundance of warlocks well then its not looking good for you or any one your with.
I was so fucked up last night i hooked up with a warlock.

I can't believe i had to get with that warlock to win deadliest catch.

Bulbasaur is a warlock.
by Corey Muirhead, Chris Faith September 03, 2008
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In World of Warcraft, someone who is addicted to "shards". These shards are a potent drug in the game, giving the Warlock a delusion of being all-powerful and undefeatable in combat. Running out of shards causes withdrawal effects like feeling weak and vulnerable, so Warlocks will do anything to replenish their shard supply, up to and including murder.
"If my Warlock didn't run out of shards, that n00b Warrior would never beat me."
by Maurog May 22, 2007
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A guitar made by B.C. Rich mostly for heavy metal music. Known for its unique design.
Mick 7 from Slipknot uses a custom Warlock. Not Kerry King, he uses the Custom V.
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A mystical state of being... usually achieved by winning here and there, and bangin' 7 gram rocks... If one is warlock, one may be borderline pyschotic and/or awesome.
"I just frolicked with my goddesses and banged a 7-gram rock! Getting my warlock on!" - Charlie Sheen

"Droopy-eyed armless children are not Warlock" - Charlie Sheen

"I'm an F-18!" - Warlock Charlie Sheen
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'60s rock band which was actually the founding of the Grateful Dead. The band was composed of Jerry Garcia, Ron "Pigpen" McKernan, Bob Weir, Phil Lesh, and Bill Kreutzmann
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(GAME DEFINITION)
A spell-caster who draws his power from demons. Demonic power is passed down, so the son of a warlock will very possibly be a warlock himself. Though the descended warlock didn't make a pact with demons, and is therefore allowed the right to use his demonic power for good or evil
The warlock called on his fel powers to launch an eldritch blast of demonic energy.
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