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3.
A wark is any bird with a long beak and neck. Common warks include ducks, swans, pelicans, herons, egrets and ibis.
Look Morgan, warks! Honk Honk!
by Morgan Martin-Skerm March 02, 2008
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1.
The familiar sound made by a Chocobo. various forms of the "wark" are used in different situations and depending on the mood of the Chocobo!
"(^)> *wark!* *wark!*

"(@)> "im pilled up, yo."
by Towneh April 29, 2003
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2.
The sound of a chocobo from many Final Fantasy games. Most Final Fantasy fans would recognize the sound in a second. In the game it is usually heard as an adorable squeak.
Chocobo: Wark! Wark!
Chocobo 2: Wark!?
Chocobo: waarrrrk.
by BaldDumboRat August 02, 2006
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4.
(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.
I wark frequently: when showering, before falling asleep, and even while taking in podcasts.
by birtweiser August 08, 2005
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5.
(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for implementation in the event of a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.
Her hobbies include yoga, podcasting, and warking...lots of warking.
by birtweiser August 08, 2005
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6.
verb

pronounced War-k

1. to butt-fuck the shit out of someone
Guy 1: "Dude, did you wark him last night?"

Guy 2: "Man, we warked so hard, and there was wark sauce EVERYWHERE"

Guy 1: "Hey man, chu gei?"
by MackW March 18, 2009
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7.
A party man who drinks Canadian beer by the case. One who enjoys a blumkin now and again and likes to tip the little man out of the boat.
You are a real Wark!
by Dan Mior August 18, 2003
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