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Wargasm... The result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) sex.
Jordan: "man that 9 month deployment to the Stan was rough!"

Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"

Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "

Zach: "That good huh?"

Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"
by Sapper DADDY January 12, 2013
When someone is playing a war game and they get so excited they have a wargasm because of the action in war.
Dude i was playing Call of Duty and had such a big wargasm. It was amazing
by YoungDT January 05, 2010
a climax reached by stay-at-home, no-life Call of Duty or Halo players whenever they do something interesting in game, esp. at a party.

May involve orgasmic-like screaming.
Person 1: Hey man, you see that guy playing xbox?

Person 2: Yeah, man. He must've won a match. He's having a serious wargasm
by zomgitsurmom November 29, 2009
An orgasm achieved from coitus with the carcasses of enemies which one has slaughtered. Frequently experienced by the protagonists of songs by the American death metal band Cannibal Corpse.
I wargasmed after fornicating with the bodies of those Iraqis we killed last week
by CrotchCarver February 07, 2009
when someone is playing call of duty and gets so exited that they cum a little. a violent sexual fantasy.
i was playin some C.O.D and it got so suspenceful/exiting that i had a wargasm and made a mess in my jeans...shit
by thebaddestofmen November 04, 2010
A sudden freezing up of the body, losing control of muscles and movement. Characterized by fits of giggling or intense feelings to hit the closest person. Caused by playing close Halo 2 games, party games, or any other form violent entertainment. Symptons are extremly dangerous, please consult a physician after experiencing.
Roy was 2 seconds away from winning the game, when he wargasmed causing him to lose all resperitory and muscle control, resulting in him dieing, therfore losing the game.
by Juan Haney March 12, 2006
The act of having an orgasm after playing a war-based game, FPS, or RTS.
After playing 14 straight hours of playing CoD 4, I had this HUGE and amazing wargasm that lasted the rest of the night.
by My Little Pony Rules May 20, 2008
The act of literally orgasming whenever you hear Patrick Warburton s voice.
Hey, dude, did you know Patrick Warburton was in Behaving Badly? Yeah man, I wargasmed as soon as I noticed!
by ZigVonZag January 23, 2015
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