Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"
Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "
Zach: "That good huh?"
Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"
Guy 2 - Calm down mate don't have a Wargasm about it!
Nerd #2: "Wow! Did you get a wargasm?"
Nerd #1: "Yeah I just got a really long wargasm!"