A moderately big town with a small-town mentality. Awash with stoners, fake ghetto people, scene kids, and the occasional nerd. You want to go get stoned? Onset's the place for you. Party till midnight? Shang's where it's at. Wareham is right before the Cape, so all the lovely (stupid) tourists drive right through. Most kids at the middle/high schools seem to think it's their God-given right to mouth off, while the rest of us wonder why their parent's didn't use a condom. Never move here. You won't be able to claw your way out.
Middle Schooler: I'm so quetto with my 394393 inbred cousins and my lack of spelling skills AND I GOT SWAG.
Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.
Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.
by I hate it here. January 6, 2011