World of Warcraft + Cancer
A gross epidemic sweeping the nation, NAY the WORLD where WoW players become obsessed with making all their friends and family play the game with them. Symptoms include guilt tripping recovering ex-WoW players and shunning friends that will not create an account. Currently the only known cure for Warcrancer is to remove the said persons hands and feet by any means necessary. Should they find a way to play with their nose and or tongue, remove those as well, immediately.
David: Hey dude, we are having a ridonkulous time playing World of Warcraft! You should join the fun!
Ryan: No thanks brah, I am going to school and work has been tou...
Dave: SHUT UP! SHUT UP WITH YOUR LIES AND OPEN AN ACCOUNT NOW OR IMMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Ryan: Ok, Warcrancer can't be any worse than my explosive diarrhea!