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Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.
That Brittany, she is so wanky
by Brittanaislovebitches February 25, 2011
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Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.
"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"
by R.B. September 07, 2004
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Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.
"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
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means something useless, boring, stupid or pointless
this topic is so wanky
by lovechild56 April 07, 2010
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Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.
"I cleaned my room the other day, man there were a lot of Wankies under my bed."
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When something (usually technological) acts in a finicky or inconsistently operable fashion.
"My internet usually runs smooth but today it's been acting a little wanky."

"I'd give you a ride but I don't know if my car is going start. It's been a bit wanky lately."
by mailboxfish October 03, 2011
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a term used by people who try to claim that their dislike of something is justified
Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"

Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"

Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"
by blahblahblah June 08, 2004
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