To constantly be one-upped.
Raymar: "Dude yesterday my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin!"
Dez: "Oh yea? My girlfriend gave me a reverse blumpkin and then she made me a grilled cheese."
Sasha: " Raymar you are always getting Wanksteved."
adj. Being of the utmost badassness
n. A person who possesses the qualities of a lion, a bear, and an adventure hero.
But officer, im Wanksteve!