Top Definition
Wanker A person who loves to rub his/her hand up and down one's penis.
Penis The male sexual orgasm. Home of the erection, and final point of ejaculation before reaching a woman's vagina.
Vagina An erectile part of the female sex organs, most babies emerge from this after 9 months.

Jew A person of the jewish religion,
you know the ones who are circumcised.
Circumcision an operation which slits a man's foreskin, forcing it back onto the raw penis, causing wuicker ejaculation.
Ejaculation The production of sperm from a man's penis.


Well, that's a Wankjew, all of those words combined.
"Oh my god you fucking wankjew!"
"Wankjew's smell funny"
"Oi You rubbin my girl's dildo you jew? You wankjew!"
"Jews are wankers, that means they are a wankjew"
"Wankjew's selling for 10p!!"

Or in some cases

"Did he wankjew?"
In replacement for
"Did he wank you?"
by dav February 28, 2005

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