What you do late at night
Barry was home alone went to pornhub and started wanking
by Firing looper August 10, 2014
Creamin' it up with your homies.
"I'm wanking it up with my socks on!"
"Go get me a carrot."
by chickunman June 15, 2003
self-indulgent pontificating or arguing, full of sound and fury but generally signifying (and accomplishing) nothing
The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.
by theplaz September 16, 2012
Discussing an unimportant, obscure issue for a long time
The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.
by theplaz September 16, 2012
hitting a bong, or masturbating
hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?
by peckerpenispants February 08, 2011
The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.
we should go wanking to an epic beat.
by LAdrian September 27, 2010
self abuse with a copy of mayfair
i love it at night when i'm wanking
by tom millhouse March 02, 2004

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