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10.
Like masturbation, only dirtier. Mainly performed by: 1) Men of any age fantasizing about having sex (usually) with someone famous or someone who wouldn't have real sex with them in a million years. 2) What your mother does to men to feed her drug habbit. 3) A perfectly normal act ensuring your mother has to look at weird stains on your underwear and sheets. 4) An act usually performed whilst lying on a single bed with your eyes tight shut. 5) Something you do when bored. 6) An act that makes you believe you're the best lover in the world....or you will be when you start having sex for real. 7) Something that old guy down the road made you do to him for a bag of sweets. 8) Something every male does, but no-one admits to it. 9) An act that usually ends with the participant saying, "YES!" or "EWWW!" depending on the angle of the penis. 10) What you're doing right now as you read these definitions of wanking...
"I refute all allegations that I was out of order. Wanking at a funeral is perfectly normal"

"Sorry for waking you up mummy, but I've discovered this new thing called 'wanking' and I wanted to show you what happens at the end. Shall I get you a tissue?"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
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1.
to grip your hand around your penis and pull up and down ... to cause an ejaculation
ha ... y sick minded person ... ud like to know wouldnt u!
by duuuude April 13, 2004
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2.
British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".
My girlfriend's name is M.C. Menses and her flow be fresh, so I'm wanking ALL day
by Alex Almendrades January 18, 2005
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3.
Masturbation - stimulation through simulation ;)
I was up all night wanking over Holly Valance
When I was wanking I was thinking of Jennifer Lopez eating out Britney Spears
by pwen prior October 14, 2003
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4.
wanking by using your hand by holding your dick and moving it up and down
im wanking over lowri
by rich December 01, 2003
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5.
The most enjoyable thing for a man//woman to do, whilst bored and or by themselves. It involves for a man grabbing his now massive stiff cock and rubbing dry or with lubricant until he shoots a ton of ejaculate cum. For a female, it involves either using fingers or object such as a dildo vibrator. She masturbates by inserting fingers//object into her vagina and in a steady rythmn, rubs her clitoris clitoris until an achievement of orgasm with or without squirting.
"John wanks dry and likes to cum over his girlfriend when she's sleeping. This is wanking"

"Suzie Turns Her Vibrator Up Full To Achieve Orgasms Quicker, Woman Wanking"

"Thomas and Jack Wank Occassionally Together. Mutual Wanking"

"Wanking Is Fun!"

"I've Been Wanking Since I Was 9"
by Perry12321 January 15, 2008
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6.
1. masturbating
2. doing nothing, wasting time
"I don't know where her is, he must be off somewhere wanking"
by Little Blue Patakha January 15, 2003
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7.
To Masturbate. To pleasure ones self. Male or Female.
Wanking is fun. I fancy a good wank.
by sexatron October 04, 2007
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