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wankerbate 

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Wonkatated 

wonky; bent in an out-of-ordinary way
What's up with your glasses? They are all wonkatated!!

Yeah, I dropped them on the road and they got run over by a car.
Wonkatated by i rock :P May 2, 2010

wankinate 

Womble:DUDE i got my new hentai magazine!ITS TIME TO WANKINATE
Kyo:LETS DO IT!
wankinate by Haeks September 1, 2005
This goes back to the famous Schrodinger's cat experiment. Is the cat alive or dead? You don't know till you open the box, or smell it some months after. Either way, in state theory, if you don't know which state something is in, it is said to be in a "wankbat" state. This fuzziness has more recently been applied to quantum computing, which moves away from the binary model of 1s and 0s, to 1s, 0s or Wankbat. Researchers have found that most software development lingers in a Wankbat state for most of a project's duration.
"It was just a wankbat situation. I didn't know whether the cat was alive or dead."
Wankbat by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004

Wankable 

A person, image or video that can be looked at when masturbating, either during or saved for later. Similar to the "spank bank" or saying, "I'm going to jerk off to that".
He's got a nice body, this video is totally wankable.

Look at her in that bikini, that's wankable.
Let's watch this wankable video together
Wankable by JO Bud January 31, 2022

WankGate 

A small set of videos on Lee Dainton's YouTube channel (Daint66) of Mathew Pritchard (or "Pritchard" for short) a star of the popular MTV show 'Dirty Sanchez' also starred in 'Wrecked' 'Sanchez Get High' 'Balls Of Steel' and 'Dirty Sanchez The Movie'. The original video 'Wankgate' is of Pritchard masturbating or fondling with himself in the back of van and being caught on camera by Lee Dainton (who also starred in all that Pritchard was in except for 'Balls Of Steel') and the rest of their tour crew. The video has since been removed from YouTube probably because Pritchard doesn't want his Mother to see as he said in the 'wankgate reaction vid' There has also been 'wankgate part 2' where it shows and edited video of Pritchard giving oral sex to a sex toy (dildo) weather it was his or not I have no idea.. And finally the 3rd video is of Pritchard wearing a glove and explaining that it's his "wank glove" it's probably Dan Joyce's seems like the sort of thing he would do..
Let's get wankgate# trending on Twitter
WankGate by P192GME August 6, 2011