Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
1)wanking- not wanking off
2)wanker- not wank
3)a situation can be a wank
2) Graham is a wanker. Americans are wankers.
3) That was a wank(the film, lecture, class, job interview etc).
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.
2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"
American terms include:
2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)
He wanked to a picture of a naked woman.
It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.