"What Charmed(Male on Xerocreative.com)
does while thinking of JubJub(Male on Xerocreative.com)
Note: JubJub isn't gay but Charmed is!
OMFG KNOWBIE I GOT IT ALL OVER MY HAND!
MAN JUBJUB REALLY GOT TO ME THIS TIME!
MAN I HOPE jUBJUB WANKS WHILE THINKING OF ME!
predominantely British term for masturbation
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence:
1)wanking- not wanking off
2)wanker- not wank
3)a situation can be a wank
1) i was wanking (when my mother walked in). i had a wank.
2) Graham is a wanker. Americans are wankers.
3) That was a wank(the film, lecture, class, job interview etc).
1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.
1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes.
2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.
A colloquial reference to male masturbation.
Although E. M. Forster enjoyed Virginia Woolf's company, he'd often wish she'd shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good wank in the gazeebo.
.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"
American terms include:
he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?
1) To run one's hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth
2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)
I was caught wanking in the school locker room.
He wanked to a picture of a naked woman.
It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.