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To masturbate furiously over the image of an ex-girlfriend. Typically ends with a bout of self-loathing and/or tears. "Tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a wank of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. And then he had a cry"
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