Top Definition
1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious muffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank muffin."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank muffin."

3) "Wank Muffins. Now with 50% more semen!"
by Meik April 03, 2003
Actually a Wank Muffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.
She`s a tasty Wank Muffin she is
by stu August 01, 2003
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