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Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).
"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."
by Smister Loan August 04, 2008
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