Wank Account

The ammount of semen held in reserve in one's testicles at any given point in time.
"I'm sorry sir. You are only allowed to make six withdrawals from your account per day"
by Vince Mincer June 7, 2005
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Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.
She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.
by ^^!$#@ April 30, 2019
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