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1.
a flacid penis on a male that is not arroused by men or women. or zebras.
alex longfield has a wangdangler, and will never get any in his life. not even a zebra will get him arroused. Wait a second, no he just has a flappy vagina.
by jdawg March 29, 2003
 
2.
A person who not only has a wang but walks around dangling it in the air like he was holding a straw. He looks very much like a miniature ant eater and has the mind of a traveling minstrel.
Joey Stevens.
by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003