Masturbating under water. Generally in very cold water.
I went down to the creek and wandered hard core.
The over-pimp. A dude that looks almost like a girl, wears sandals, and will bring a bitch back from the dead.
A sexy beast in a girly-boy sort of way, and yet doesn't possess any of the girly actions, emo dialogue, or any desire to cook his food, use the bathroom, drink water, or have seemingly any present sex drive.
The man that was narrating the lyrics in Rob Zombie's Superbeast.
Dormin: "The price you pay may be heavy indeed..."
Wander: "That doesn't matter."
All that for a dead bitch!? Wander's so fucking hardcore. He'd better get pussy after this.
Main Entry: wan·der
Inflected Form(s): wan·dered; wan·der·ing /-d(&ring/
Etymology: Middle English wandren, from Old English wandrian; akin to Middle High German wandern to wander, Old English windan to wind, twist
1 a : to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : RAMBLE
2 : to follow a winding course : MEANDER
3 a : to go astray (as from a course)
4 : usually used by fucking fags named Tyler who have Vaginas
"I'll let my mind wander about who gets to stick it in my vagina today"
"My mind is wandering sexual thoughts of a girl named Candice, to bad she doesn't date guy's with vaginas"
1. Not Giving a Fuck what your boss thinks
2. Great teacher
history of the word is based on the Teacher John Wander of Downers Grove North. His teaching style is not based on expectations of his boss but rather the expectations of his students.
"nah i pulled a Wander and told my boss to go to hell"
2."hey did you get any Wanders in your schedule?"