My mom: "AWW! Who's my little wampus?"
1. A wildcat.
2. A mountain lion.
3. A mythical Tennessee cat-like creature.
4. A possum.
The farmer shot at the wampus one night when it scared the chickens.
A simpleton. not smart
Guy: I totaly pwnd that chick
Guy2: Dude, you better watch out, she's no wampus! Brains, loyal and a bod
Guy: Please sucka she won't know what hit it.
Guy2: Ok, guys. Don't say I didn't warn you. She's got that pc hidden for leverage w/ codes cracked.
When a woman has such a large camel toe that it apperas to be an ass in the front. Formed from rolls of fat gathered from the thighs.
Ughh.. Did you see that wampus on her?
a squid/girlfriend that perpetually whines and complains, usually without taking a breath.....
that jen is a fucking wampus.... i can hear her from outside!!!