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2.
A cat. Also known as a kitty wampus.
My mom: "AWW! Who's my little wampus?"
Cat: "Meow........"
by That One Chick9 August 26, 2009
 
1.
1. A wildcat.
2. A mountain lion.
3. A mythical Tennessee cat-like creature.
4. A possum.
The farmer shot at the wampus one night when it scared the chickens.
by Bonnie Crystal October 06, 2007
 
3.
A simpleton. not smart
Guy: I totaly pwnd that chick
Guy2: Dude, you better watch out, she's no wampus! Brains, loyal and a bod
Guy: Please sucka she won't know what hit it.
Guy2: Ok, guys. Don't say I didn't warn you. She's got that pc hidden for leverage w/ codes cracked.
by ittybittyspidergotyour# October 25, 2009
 
4.
When a woman has such a large camel toe that it apperas to be an ass in the front. Formed from rolls of fat gathered from the thighs.
Ughh.. Did you see that wampus on her?
by u84 July 10, 2008
 
5.
a squid/girlfriend that perpetually whines and complains, usually without taking a breath.....
that jen is a fucking wampus.... i can hear her from outside!!!
by easelove June 28, 2006