Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.
Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs
A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.
Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!
A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction
Last night, when i was taking her pants off, i had a full-on rager
untill i saw her penis. Then i just got a big wampler.
the austrian word for very dumb people!
mah du scheiß Wampler
wampler, to pull a wampler: to pull federal offences and get away with them.
Man Juan just totally pulled a wampler.
To take a girl from behind and repeatedly penetrate both vagina and anus in alternating thrusts.
Dude, totally wamplered that chick last night. Now she has vaginitis.