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6.
An health care automobile for cry-babies. To rescue and take care of those people that complains about any tiny wounds.
Stop cryin' already! Don't make me call the wambulance!
by diana April 06, 2003
 
1.
A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.
" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"
by c. Wallace May 21, 2004
 
2.
The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.
Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."
by Boris Spassky April 20, 2005
 
3.
A joke used insultingly toward a person who is whining about something stupid like a tummy ache.
Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!

Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.
by Slayn December 30, 2007
 
4.
Wambulance is a fictional ambulance for someone who cries or whines.
Someone call 9-Wa-Wa!! We need a WAMBULANCE!
by droopie December 30, 2008
 
5.
When somebody gets upset, you call the Wambulance.
Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"
by ExtraGoodChi December 09, 2002
 
7.
The word given in a situation when a person has a cry or simply complains.
Jess stop changing clothes if you don't like yourself maybe you should call the Wambulance.
by stoner911 October 13, 2009