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A Walter is someone who is impressed with himself beyond belief, but in reality his triceps will make you laugh. Besides his triceps being small, his penis looks like a sriveled up shrimp after soaking in the sun for a decade. He will be too impressed with how smart he is, that he won't even realize how bad in bed he really was! If you ever met a Walter, I feel really bad for you. Don't be fooled by his douchie air he has about himself
by Swee7dee13 July 25, 2014
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walter a gay faggot who has a gay crush for xavir, they bo;th have a small penis.
willieis walter gay
by willie fag April 17, 2013
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A High Speed cadet at Valley Forge Military Academy & College.
Walter you so High Speed its not even funny!
by New Cadet at VF December 03, 2006
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To be uninteresting or boring, to the point that you resemble an old man.

Used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Only a male can Walter, though a female can Agatha.
1. Dude, you're being such a Walter. Why would you want to go bowling? UGH.

2. Look at that Walter over there. He's wearing a tweed jacket!

3. Oh my God, he's dating a sixteen year old? That's not very Walter of him.
by TimmyBritton July 14, 2009
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means horrible person. one that does not know what he or she wants so messes with other peoples heads! Loves video games, mostly halo
person 1- hey bob whats up
Bob- hey nothing much here
person 1- want to go play a game
Bob- LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE YOU! LET ME PLAY MY HALO!
person 2- whats wrong with him?
person 1- he's a walters
by Smartie123789 February 23, 2008
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1.Verb. To vomit due to overconsumption of alcohol. A shortened version of the original term Walter Yackley, a made up name given to some random jerk off who passed out in my buddies bed. (we never did find out his real name)

2.Noun. A person who appears that they will very soon throw up.
1. You: I was wasted last night...
Me: Yeah, you waltered all over yourself. Fag.

2. When refering to someone who has just thrown up... "Ohhhhh, who invited Walter to the party"

3. When someones looks like they are going to throw up... "That guys about to go hang out with Walter."
by BigT23 December 20, 2010
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To drop a fork on the floor after picking it up
or to drop any flatware off a plate of food.

This definition comes from a man by the name of Walter who could not walk with a plate of food without dropping a fork to the floor.
person 1 "Hey did I just hear a fork drop"
person 2 "Yeah, I just pulled a Walter"

person 1 "Crap I dropped my fork"
person 2 "ha, you just pulled a Walter"
by I told you I would post it December 09, 2010
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