used to describe a stupid,fat,ugly,pampered person. Who constantly whines,cribs,bitches,complains,cries,eats.
*stupid,fat,ugly,pampered person walks into a bar*
dude number1- Whoa look at that
dude number2-haha whatta fuckin Walrus.
When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus
She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.
the magical act of sucking two penises at a time, giving the image of a walruses tusks
hahaha i bet Janson will go home and walrus with his ugly ass dogs
Trey, go and walrus
Anthony triple walrused in a gay porn video
to mix an alcoholic drink with juice; one cup of alcohol with a straw, and another cup of juice with a straw. Drink from both straws at the same time, and you'll look like a walrus, hence the name of the drank.
Rick: "Dude, would you like to walrus?"
Joe: "Wait, you mean like have oral sex or something?"
Rick: "NO, man, the DRINK!"
Joe: "Oh, like the one with the straws?"
Rick: "Damn, Ana's walrusing the hell out of those cups right now!
Joe: "Move the fuck over Ana, I wanna walrus!"
You just got on the bus after a dangle sesh on the lacrosse field. The score was 17-1, you won of course. You copped two in the net and are sweating like Dillon Francis after popping mollies. You drop your shorts and remove your compressions, cause its just to tight down there. Your sitting in your boxers, airing the stink, and without even knowing it, your pulling a nasty walrus. Both of your semen machines are hanging out of your cradle on either side. from a distance, it looks like you have two walrus tusks dangling from your lady pleaser. Although rather homosexual when schemed with the boys, the women love it in the bedroom.
P.S. Very effective gino celebration if you want to get kicked off the team.
Sir Lavender stunted 70 walrus's today, 1 as a cele after putting one top left from half field, and then 69 in Laquisha's room.
The flacid nipple of a woman's breast.
MJ: Dude, my nipples are flaccid.
MN: Look at dat walrus!
1) A large mammal with the second largest penis in the world. Spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself
2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates
- "Did you see that walrus!"
- "How could I not...he took up the whole couch!"
The awkward unnamed part of the face above the lip and below the nose that extends downward, in a way that a walrus mustache would.
I really wish I had a splashguard for my Nalgene because every time I drink from it, I spill water down my walrus. -JPhil
My splashguard fell in my Nalgene and I had to drink the water without it, resulting in my walrus being soaked. But the splashguard was like a prize.
You have water on your walrus.
My walrus itches.
Does Sharky have a walrus?
I wanted to go geocaching, but I had to clean my walrus first.
I really wish my walrus wasn't so sunburnt.
Are you questioning my walrus?