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The only thing in the world that can build a store the size of a pro football stadium in the middle of a cow pasture and make a profit. The construction of a Wal-Mart usually generates it's own ecosystem, complete with hotels, a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, a new Chevy dealership, a Cracker Barrell, a SAM's CLUB, and a gas station. Some parking lots of new Wal-Marts may require a ski lift or tram ride to make it to the front door.
In the year 2034, world domination will be fought over by Wal-Mart, McDonald's, Microsoft, and Exxon Mobil. People will be torn over who to allign themselves with, Always low prices, bland food with "Mc" slapped on the front of McEverything on the McMenu, The latest $300 operating system you swear is the same as the last one, or $18/gallon gas to fill your new Bradley Fighting Veichle (the next Hummer)
by Names are for sissies June 10, 2006
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The home of all the cheap crap you'll ever need!
If Wal-Mart keeps lowering their prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
by TheBurninator November 17, 2003
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America's economic undoing. They cut prices by paying vendors less, who move production to China.
Know why everything is made in China? Wal Mart.

"I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper."
"But you should have bought it somewhere local."
"$5 is $5."
"Remeber how your husband got laid off?"
by PeaTearGriffin November 25, 2005
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The world's largest (and cheapest) retail chain. To keep its costs low, this place has shitloads of security cameras, security alarms, and a "restricted item list" (super glue, razor blades, etc.). Wal-Mart doesn't give a fuck if your car gets damaged by a shopping cart. Also note that this place doesn't sell CDs with "Parental Advisory" stickers on them.
I went to Wal-Mart today and was watched by hundreds of security cameras. I bought a Korn CD (edited version) and replacement heads for my Norelco electric shaver, which showed up as a "restricted item" at the checkout. The alarms beeped as I left the store because the dumb-ass cashier didn't deactivate the security device on my Korn CD. The side mirror of my car fell off because it was hit by a shopping cart. The mother-fucker at the service desk said, "We are not liable for vehicle damage caused by carts."
by Your Grandpa November 28, 2004
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Also known as "Wally World", A place where teenagers, mostly in the south, go when they get bored of the Mall or the Movies.
Person #1: I'm bored.
Person #2: Wanna go to Wally World?
Person #3: Sure!
by SakuraShirubi October 07, 2004
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The only place where you can buy underwear, Doritos, a fishing pole and Halo 3 at 2:00 AM.
Last night, I went to Walmart and bought a few random items.
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1) One of the largest corporations in America that aims for the working class and sells everything at ridiculously low rates.

2) One of the very large reasons why small town economies are dying.

3) The next ruler of Western Civilization...before China.
2 Years later, Wal-Mart opens banking opertunities in their stores. Wait... They already have banking opportunities! :O

5 years later, Wal-Mart turns every regular store to a Super-Center, and ever Super-Center, a Mega-Center

10 years later, a Wal-Mart store opens ni every country- including the third world countries where they make their crap.

20 years later, every business was bought-out by Wal-Mart.

25 years later, Wal-Mart lobbyists take over the United States government.

50 years later, Wal-Mart lobbied the UN.

Thank you freedom. >.<
by ssssssshhh. A secret! Hehe January 16, 2010
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