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a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.
"darling, we're going to wal-mart"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009
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The second institution in America to simultaniously destroy the economy, increase the gap between rich and poor, destroy the environment, and discriminate against women and blacks while relying on poorly educated rednecks to support them. The first was the Republican Party.
Hick: I loooove walmarts low prices!!!

Me: Well, walmart employees are encouraged to use government-funded medicare as their health insurance, meaning that all of that money you save magically disappears in your tax dollars!

Hick: Yeah... but they have $5 tee-shirts!

Me: Did you vote for Bush in 2004?

Hick: Man you're smart, how'd you know!
by Anne Coulter June 17, 2008
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an evil chainstore run by the Devil, where workers toil for pissant wages, work long hours without credit, get no benefits, work non-union, and have to attend a bullshit "pep-talk" session at the start of every shift and chant this dumbass cheer every fucking day. WalMart wants to drive everyone else out of business and control the world's economy. WalMart is popular among hypochristians (so-called "conservative Christians") for some particular reason, so you know WalMart is up to no good. They have the slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A." but almost all their products sold are from China, where good American jobs are going to and where worker's rights and safety as well as environmental protection standards are disregarded. Also, their music CDs have to be "clean" - none with Parental Advisory stickers are sold at the stores. This is an endorsement of censorship, which is UN-AMERICAN. Their prices ain't really any lower than anyone else's. That logo happy face needs to have a bullet shot into its forehead. Do your shopping at some other store like Meijers or Target instead.
I'd rather work for Satan than work for WalMart. And that's the TRUTH.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 05, 2007
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A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.

The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department
Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.

(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)
by Harvey Brown February 05, 2010
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The worst kind of evil. EVER. Right up there with sweatshops
Why would anyone in their right mind ever want to shop at Wal-Mrt anyway? All they do is put other hard-working people out of business, not to mention market their stores with those pathetic ad campaigns...
by tony April 12, 2004
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a giant chain store that is slowly taking over the economy. They sell everything from really ugly clothes, to discusting microwave dinners, to guns, to furniture. They also like to hire illegal immigrants and mentally challenged people to work at their stores.
hey Mary Sue round up the kids so we can all go to Walmart and buy some plastic lawn furniture and get some of those VHS tapes out of that big bin and get some new tires fer the truck!
by sammys May 01, 2006
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an acronym for the standard employee pool-
We're All Lazy Motherfuckers And Retired Truckers
-or-
We're All, Like, Minorities, Asians, Redneck Trash
-or-
Where A Luckless Moron Acquires Revolting Things
(maybe that's one def too many.)
.........rising from the site of the abandoned chemical plant, near the creek that has no life in it, a brand-spanking-new Walmart is soon to open in your area. Doesn't matter where you live, anywhere in the world-if Dubya doesn't get you, or his replacement (Dan Quayle, anyone?), Walmart will be there soon. Run away, but you will never escape................WALMART!!!!!!
by earpuller September 17, 2005
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